Thursday, April 22, 2010

Clinical Death


On the day of our mid-term exam we were allowed to cheat by all means but even than we couldn’t do so because it wasn’t the test of rote learning it was about using unused minds and it really tested us. All intellectual idiots were worried about notes, seating arrangement-for cheating from friend’s copy- and problems which never existed. Imagine an exam without question paper, generate answer sheet by yourself, think about a question which dot are you of a line for 10 minutes and write the answer in next 10 minutes knowing that this question has no right answer!

I guess for this day he used to say “try to think by mind instead of tongue.” He is definitely trying to save us all from a clinical death but here we are showing some solid resistance. Period.

Aggression

Everything was going well in class for many but not for the instructor as he was annoyed because of noise (murmuring) and late arrival of students. This disturbance was enough to show a totally new face of instructor who is considered a symbol of calmness and class discovered the cutest side of the instructor –he looks so good when he scolds-others. The one who was scolded wishing to go in grave while the others wished to see & listen more and more because instructor looks cute in aggression.
The most famous and remembered dialogue is “I don’t need bloody sorry!” many wait for this or similar sort of dialogues but this happens once in a blue moon.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010


An instructor with heavy mustaches enters in class in a meditative style, shuts the door as a perfect door keeper without making any noise - he doesn’t like noise at all - opens his secret dairy and asks where we were last time? Many of us have no answer of this question, as expected from us!

Then starts the “I know all” and “I told you” sort of lecture – with low voice as loudness is also considered noise – which requires complete attention and one must show with expressions that (s)he is digesting everything easily, if you don’t show some expressions than be ready for an investigative look and the instructor goes, hey expressionless ! Show some expressions and this is the time when you start behaving like an idiot!

A general advice to all of you is “be an idiot if you can as he is a great mentor for all of us”.